i see you have been lost with out me. may my true blondeness be thy guiding light to salvation.
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Re: your sheppard hath return.
Thu, April 7, 2005 - 12:41 AMi was wondering. i'm a 'dirty blonde' - does that mean i'm dirty? -
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Unsu...
Re: your sheppard hath return.
Thu, April 7, 2005 - 7:20 AMisn't dirty blonde, just brown haired pipe dreams of true blonde?
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Re: your sheppard hath return.
Thu, April 7, 2005 - 7:29 AMi don't think so bc i don't find blondes attractive. i like olive skin, brown hair and brown nipples. i have pipe dreams of unimaginable wealth and becoming the world's first female dictatrice. what advice can you give me in that regard? -
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Re: your sheppard hath return.
Thu, April 7, 2005 - 7:42 AMi don't know.. i really dig asian chicks. -
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Re: your sheppard hath return.
Thu, April 7, 2005 - 7:46 AMyou're confirming my theory that opposites attract with that statement, but negating it with your rl wife, who would be perfect for this tribe's main picture! help, i'm so confused! (see, i really am blonde!) -
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Re: your sheppard hath return.
Thu, April 7, 2005 - 10:04 AMwhat she can do with a cock though....oh man.. no prostitute of any hair colour or nationality can match.
seriously though. you are onto a funny subject. i never would have dated blondes until i met my wife. she was "something else". i always dated very short women though, except the 6 ft tall red head right before her though.. so she fell in line with my "elf fetish" lol. -
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Re: your sheppard hath return.
Thu, April 7, 2005 - 2:28 PMfdjae afsles tws t aoeklfs ai t;alkenc veia/n afjelfn!
Tjqwc vna W bseng teoxpsal cne oewnl vbien cown coafne, cna beicoln ven.
ooopx worng trhaed?
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Re: your sheppard hath return.
Thu, April 7, 2005 - 3:26 PMtell me you're not another one into d&d? tell me you're not going to muse over the benefits and detriments of orcs in your kingdom? i pray that, at least in texas, an elf fetish just means you dig petite chicks. -
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Re: your sheppard hath return.
Fri, April 8, 2005 - 6:33 AMno i just like tiny white chicks and asian girls. i like my women about 5 feet tall and able to fit convincingly in a girl scout uniform. the term elf.. well was merely descriptive of the shape. -
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Re: your sheppard hath return.
Sat, April 9, 2005 - 1:38 PMcool. my mom and 14yo sister are 5' but you're safely married and they're here in israel so it's all good. -
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Re: your sheppard hath return.
Mon, April 11, 2005 - 6:30 AM14 year old sister eh?
can she fit into a cheerleader outfi...... awe never mind... i forgot, i dont like being raped in prison.
carry on. -
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Re: your sheppard hath return.
Mon, April 11, 2005 - 9:57 AMthe "blonde" forgot her subject.
yes you do what? -
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Re: your sheppard hath return.
Mon, April 11, 2005 - 1:09 PMSt. J wrote:
i forgot, i dont like being raped in prison.
Duchess wrote:
yes you do -
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Re: your sheppard hath return.
Mon, April 11, 2005 - 1:31 PMSt. J wrote:
i forgot, i dont like being raped in prison.
Duchess wrote:
yes you do
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yeah we kinda need that subject to go along with your line of thinking..
some of us dont "speak blonde".
(dangles something shiney)
(throws it)
fetch!
lol. -
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Re: your sheppard hath return.
Tue, April 12, 2005 - 7:53 AMdamn it, you are not supposed to have laughed at that!
haha -
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Re: your sheppard hath return.
Tue, April 12, 2005 - 11:00 AMyes, but if you knew how much I liked shiny things ... you'd know how hillarious it really is. -
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Re: your sheppard hath return.
Tue, April 12, 2005 - 11:11 AMusually thee faketh blondes tend to be more in line with thee stereotype than those of us with thee real godos upon thy crown. i think they are not unlike thee drag queen who doth overcompensate for thee fact they art not really chicks, by overplaying thee stereotype as they understand it.
but while we are on it, there do seem to be a lot of blonde drag queens... someone needs to do a correlative study on this.
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Re: your sheppard hath return.
Tue, April 12, 2005 - 11:33 AMhuh?
you lost me at 'faketh' I think Shakespeare would roll in his mirth if he read that ... wait did I just type, 'I think' hmmmmm
well to bleacheth or not to bleacheth ... Still like shiney things. I think it's more of a raver thing than a blonde thing. . . most of thee ravers in my life thusfar like the shine. Whether chemically endused or not, my fantasy island quote is:
"Boss De Lights, De Lights" -
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Re: your sheppard hath return.
Wed, April 13, 2005 - 2:20 PMjman, you belong in this tribe, you worship blondes, especially yourself. and to quote your friend and mine
You're not even a real troll, you stupid fuck. -
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Re: your sheppard hath return.
Thu, April 14, 2005 - 7:14 AMjman, you belong in this tribe, you worship blondes, especially yourself. and to quote your friend and mine
You're not even a real troll, you stupid fuck.
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i was wondering where the old "actually funny" spastic F was. good to see it isnt lost.
i am the only true blonde here. you call yourself a dirty blonde, she is a bottle blonde.
Mein Gott Im Himmel!!
bow to me! -
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Re: your sheppard hath return.
Thu, April 14, 2005 - 10:05 AMi am the only true blonde here.
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spam -
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Unsu...
Re: your sheppard hath return.
Thu, April 14, 2005 - 10:08 AMmaybe you should learn the meaning of that term.
(throws ball made of foil in other direction) -
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Re: your sheppard hath return.
Thu, April 14, 2005 - 10:14 AMmaybe you should learn the meaning of that term.
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spam:
a salty pork bi-product, mainly eaten on the islands of Hawaii as a staple food product.
i am the only true blonde tastes like spam, it's a salty bi-product. *oink oinkity skkkkkkkkkkng*
*que next posting . . . 5 4 3 2 ........ -
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Re: your sheppard hath return.
Thu, April 14, 2005 - 10:42 AMyou are overplaying your fake blondeness.
i think the model you are trying to achieve is the "classic ditzy" blonde. that stereotype is known more for it's airheadedness and not so much for it's babbling incoherrance.
did you fetch the shiney ball back yet? hehehe. -
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Re: your sheppard hath return.
Thu, April 14, 2005 - 10:45 AMthis is off the subject ... but do you know an alt named Carwash? -
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Re: your sheppard hath return.
Thu, April 14, 2005 - 11:17 AMhahaha, havent all thee posts been off the subject? why single thiseth one out?
er NO is thee answer. -
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Re: your sheppard hath return.
Thu, April 14, 2005 - 11:27 AMya, i guess so.
anyway, you should team up with him ... I think the mayhem you guys would cause could be catistrophic.
Here is one of the email he sent in regard to my Listing(which was a serious listing for a position with the company I work for)
and I quote:
Date 2005-04-13 17:14:02.0
Subject Re: Response to your listing: Receptionist
Message hahah Oh you Nasty Jew Bitch
go out and get a real job you slut!
I actually wasnt quite sure what to make of the message, maybe you could help with this one considering your dry morose sense of humor?
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Re: your sheppard hath return.
Thu, April 14, 2005 - 11:41 AMthat be thee direct approach. i am more of thee avatar of steady drizzle oft shit vs sudden damn burst of shit approach. why blow up with thee bomb what you can simply hit with a hammer and accomplish thee same effect?
at St.Jman Co, we create only thee finest hand tooled retorts using "old world crafting mastery" to bringeth thou only thee finest in verbal douchebaggery.
since 8650 B.C (over 10 billion served) -
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Re: your sheppard hath return.
Thu, April 14, 2005 - 11:45 AMya, i didn't understand it either.
i need to devise a plan to catch him. . . the only tribe that i saw we share mutually is the Drunk Dialing tribe ... but i haven't posted in there for about 6mts. Until this morning.
hmmmm what to do, any ideas -
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Unsu...
Re: your sheppard hath return.
Thu, April 14, 2005 - 12:44 PMcatch what?
these art forums, what wouldest thou expect to find in thee trap? -
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Re: your sheppard hath return.
Thu, April 14, 2005 - 1:23 PMsorry, 'catch' where he came from.
my dectective skills runneth short. nm -
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Re: your sheppard hath return.
Fri, April 15, 2005 - 6:43 AMok, stj, let's help her get him - she's been a good sport. blondebabe, provide a link to 'carwash' and to the tribe you're in together. in this thread.
btw are you really jewish? i say blondes can be intelligent if they're jewish. (which rules out people in texas, but you can't win 'em all) -
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Re: your sheppard hath return.
Fri, April 15, 2005 - 9:00 AMtw are you really jewish? i say blondes can be intelligent if they're jewish. (which rules out people in texas, but you can't win 'em all)
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we have a big jew population in houston. infact, i was in an industrial band with "one of em." besides, if they shot every jew in texas, what else would hill billies do between wife beatings?
every good hunter knows that you have to "cull" the game.. not wipe them out.
(snicker)
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spam and the way of the blonde.
Fri, April 15, 2005 - 6:56 AM -
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Re: spam and the way of the blonde.
Fri, April 15, 2005 - 9:02 AMi thought you had a link to the profile.
somewhre here in houston the Oscar Meyer Hotdog truck resides. somewhere near greenbriar and sheppard area. -
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Re: spam and the way of the blonde.
Fri, April 15, 2005 - 9:28 AMhere he is:
california.tribe.net/person/...2e3d91a5
and here is the tribe we're in together:
california.tribe.net/tribe/6...904d7b3c -
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Re: spam and the way of the blonde.
Fri, April 15, 2005 - 9:29 AMOh and ps. Im not Jewish :(
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Unsu...
Re: spam and the way of the blonde.
Fri, April 15, 2005 - 9:42 AMwell from the few pics i clicked on i can guess one of two things.
wannabie burner art fag, and wannabie script kiddy.
Script Kiddy Exhibit 1
california.tribe.net/templat...xt/pcard
burner-art-fag exhibit 1
california.tribe.net/templat...xt/pcard
and i swear to god, if i see one more of you california fucks playing with fire again like it is some "new big thing" i am going to strangle you with your own yuba bean curd wraps.
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Re: your sheppard hath return.
Mon, April 11, 2005 - 9:57 AMthere is also a term called ELF PORN which refers to tiny women that pass off as underage.
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