Setting myself up for Disaster....

topic posted Mon, August 23, 2004 - 5:00 PM by  d u c h i e
but here it goes:

St Jay man.....

we all know you know Im what "YOU" call a "FAKE" blonde....
but what do you think of my new dye job???

www.tribe.net/tribe/servl...ontext/pcard

lol, I thought Id revamp this tribe with some self depreciation
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d u c h i e
California
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    Re: Setting myself up for Disaster....

    Wed, August 25, 2004 - 6:53 AM
    awwww, been what, a month now? you miss me that much dani? usually my detractors come armed with protractors, but in this case a bottle of bleach. hehehe.


    so, what am i supposed to see here?
    • Re: Setting myself up for Disaster....

      Wed, August 25, 2004 - 8:44 AM
      lol, ya I missed you. ha ha. Can you believe it? ha ha
      omg

      I said, Do You Like My New Bleach Blonde Hair Color... Its the closest thing to a 'real' blonde as I could get.....


      ha ha
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        Re: Setting myself up for Disaster....

        Wed, August 25, 2004 - 9:02 AM
        bleach wont do it. what you need to do is invent a time machine. that way you can go back in time.. say 1500 -1700 years ago and try to get one of your ancestors raped by a hun, a viking or any of the number of germanic tribes that invaded southern europe.... thus greatly increasing the chance that a recesive blonde gene would crop up by your generation.

        being 3rd generation scandinavian has worked for me, and may explain why i think raping and burning a village is a plausible answer to a problem. but i have been accused of using time travelling rape as an answer to all of the problems presented to me.

        Go with what you know, i guess.
        • Re: Setting myself up for Disaster....

          Wed, August 25, 2004 - 9:26 AM
          lol, that is exactly the coffee talk I wanted from you... HA HA

          no really, what I don't understand is how I can be born such a toehead... but then as the years went on turned a sort of strawberry/honey blonde :( I lost that brilliant white that I had as a 5yr old.... and have been striving to get it back ever since highschool

          oh well
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            Re: Setting myself up for Disaster....

            Wed, August 25, 2004 - 9:41 AM
            most people expect that their conversations with St.Jman leave them sore and bewildered. hehe.

            so what is a Toe-Head? i have heard that before but never bothered to get a definition. and what is the colour the bleach seeks to hide?
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              Wed, August 25, 2004 - 9:58 AM
              toe-head is another term for white blonde hair, colorless almost. the color is strawberry blonde, like a redish honey color, iilckk don't care for it
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                Re: Setting myself up for Disaster....

                Wed, August 25, 2004 - 10:08 AM
                ah, i am pure blonde. my hair is golden with many subtle hues.

                i think they call it:

                "Hitlers Wet-Dream Blonde", in the hair care industry.

                i am ze colour Jut Strive for!

                achtung!
                • Re: Setting myself up for Disaster....

                  Wed, August 25, 2004 - 10:40 AM
                  hmmm,

                  I worked in a hair salon for 6 years, still haven't heard that one.... maybe it's a Texas thing? anyways blonde blaze....

                  ima bout to bounce, talk to ya later
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                    Re: Setting myself up for Disaster....

                    Wed, August 25, 2004 - 11:23 AM
                    it is a "Creative Use of The Language" thing. which has little to do with texas. nice of you to research me though : )

                    hehhe

                    i like my hangers-on to be well informed for the Big Quiz at the end.

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