blond police officer
A blond police officer pulls over a blonde in a convertible sports car for speeding. She walks over to the car and asks the blond driver for some I.D. The blond convertible driver searches through her purse in vain. Finally she asks, "What does it look like?" The blond police officer tells her "Its that thing with your picture on it." The blond driver searches for a few more seconds, pulls out her compact, opens it, and sure enough sees her picture. She hands the compact to the
blond cop. After a few seconds looking into the compact the blond cop rolls her eyes, hands the compact back to the blond convertible driver and says, "If you would have told me you were a police officer when I first pulled you over we could have avoided this whole thing."
A blond police officer pulls over a blonde in a convertible sports car for speeding. She walks over to the car and asks the blond driver for some I.D. The blond convertible driver searches through her purse in vain. Finally she asks, "What does it look like?" The blond police officer tells her "Its that thing with your picture on it." The blond driver searches for a few more seconds, pulls out her compact, opens it, and sure enough sees her picture. She hands the compact to the
blond cop. After a few seconds looking into the compact the blond cop rolls her eyes, hands the compact back to the blond convertible driver and says, "If you would have told me you were a police officer when I first pulled you over we could have avoided this whole thing."
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Re: blonde jokes
Wed, January 28, 2004 - 2:03 PMA girl was visiting her blonde friend and noticed she had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs something like that?" Whereupon the blonde responded, "What else you gonna name watch dogs?" -
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Re: blonde jokes
Wed, January 28, 2004 - 3:22 PMHow many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One. She holds it in place and waits for the world to revolve around her. -
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Wed, January 28, 2004 - 3:41 PMThree women were asked "if you could vist any planet,which planet yould you visit?"
The brunette woman said "I'd go to Saturn, because I like the rings."
The redhead said "I'd go to Uranus"
The blonde said "I'd go to the sun."
The redhead looked at her and said "You can't go to the sun, you'd burn up!"
The blonde rolled her eyes and said "I know that! I'd go at night, silly!" -
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Wed, January 28, 2004 - 7:38 PMWhat do ypu call it when a blonde tints her hair brown?
Artificial intelligence! -
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Wed, January 28, 2004 - 8:31 PMWhat's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
The blonde works in the dark! -
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Re: blonde jokes
Thu, January 29, 2004 - 9:18 AMWhat's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet?
Only TWO guys fit in the broom closet!
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Re: blonde jokes
Thu, January 29, 2004 - 9:23 AMa blondes buttons are easier to push and they are cheaper than solar powered calculators.
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Re: blonde jokes
Thu, January 29, 2004 - 12:58 PMdamn straight! now if just more people would realize that...
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Re: blonde jokes
Thu, January 29, 2004 - 12:58 PMthat was in respose to heather's joke, btw :)
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Re: blonde jokes
Sat, January 31, 2004 - 7:25 PMYou mean;
'She holds it & the whole world revolves around her!'
Right?
;)
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Re: blonde jokes
Fri, January 30, 2004 - 8:45 AMI might as well suck up to you blondes and see what it brings!!!!!!!!
Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them!!
By the way, if you are blonde and do not understand this joke, do a call in today to Rush's show and ask for an explanation.
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Re: blonde jokes
Sun, March 28, 2004 - 10:26 PMA blonde and a brunette are in an elevator. The elevator stops and a man gets on. Both girls notice he's a well dressed man, but they also both notice that he has a terrible case of dandruff. When the man gets off the elevator and the doors close, the brunette turns to the blonde and says, "Somebody should give that man some Head & Shoulders."
The blonde replies, "How do you give shoulders?"
